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Created on 2003-03-11 19:28:50 (#943915), last updated 2006-10-31
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Basic Info| Name: | Sean Christie |
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| Location: | Maple Ridge, British Columbia, Canada |
BioMy father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I suggest you try it.
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anime, band, blizzard, canucks, cheese, clarinet, classical music, comics, complaining, computer games, computers, eating, family guy, final fantasy, food, gamecube, gaming, geeks, god, harry potter, hockey, ice cream cake, instruments, jazz, jk rowling, journals, kingdom hearts, kirby, livejournal, lord of the rings, macintosh, mario, money, movies, music, nhl, photoshop, pirates, playstation, reading, saxophone, school, snowboarding, sony, square-enix, star wars, starcraft, sushi, swimming, tales of symphonia, television, the hobbit, the simpsons, video games, zelda
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Schools:
Maple Ridge Christian School - Maple Ridge, BC, Canada (1994 - 1996)Golden Ears Elementary School - Maple Ridge, BC, Canada (1996 - 2002)
Thomas Haney Secondary School - Maple Ridge, BC, Canada (2002 - present)
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